The Table Chuckler

Weld County's table-side fun sheet. First issue January 2027.

Cartoon: Two turkeys lounge in lawn chairs in a snowy farmyard, finally at ease.
January, Harold. Nobody's looking at us in January.
Cartoon: Salt and pepper shakers in a diner booth at night; the salt stares at the moon.
Pepper, do you ever wonder who's shaking us?
Cartoon: A Holstein gazes up at a full moon that has cow spots.
Bessie had begun to suspect the moon was one of hers.
Cartoon: A grain elevator lies on its side in a field while the farmer and the doctor look on.
It's been like this since harvest. Doc says it's just tired.
Cartoon: A stack of worried pancakes cowers as a syrup bottle looms over them like a storm cloud.
Every Sunday. Every single Sunday.
Cartoon: A prairie dog pops out of a burrow in a cloud while the colony stares up from below.
Dale dug a little too far this time.